The Messenger

Here’s a piece that I did a few weeks back for The Stranger in Seattle. Lindy West has nailed down 5 simple rules on how to write crappy, yet wildly popular art, historical, spy, terrorist thrillers.
1. Skillz.
2. Chins and titties.
3. Secrets.
4. Inability to write.
5. 9/11.

There you have it.
Hit those typewriters and send Lindy a piece of those residual checks.