Merry Mexmas!

By Mark Kaufman
Slow news day alert. Had a great time at the Elvez Christmas extravagonzo last night. Case in point, a thoroughly liquored up photo op with the living legend himself! From right to left: my loverly better half Jacqueline McCarthy, the mighty Elvez, TJ Montague Groves our bestest friend, and kickass floral designer, and yours truly. You’d better be nice and naughty this holiday season.