I Like New Jersey Best

By Mark Kaufman

This is why I love my home state of New Jersey. Corruption! Bribery! Extortion! Money Laundering! Bank Fraud! Rabbis! Kidneys! Gucci Handbags! Bags of money! Money in boxes of Apple Jacks!!!

As the song says; I’ve been alot of places, seen pictures of the rest but of all the places I can think of I like Jersey best!