American Affairs Desk: Bush Worry Index

By Mark Kaufman
Fakenomics. I know the mythology around W is that he has no conscience, and sleeps perfectly fine at night. However the furrows on his brow indicate the following metrics: 
RED – Bush popularity index
BLACK – The brush at the Crawford Ranch index
PINK – The Laura is bitching at me index
BLUE – The Cheney is bitching at me index
And now that Karl Rove has resigned his position as Bush’s brain, expect the wrinkles to get a little deeper.