American Affairs Desk: Are We Not Cheney?

By Mark Kaufman
Latest installment of American Affairs Desk where Dick Cheney goes well beyond the infamous Jersey City Mayor and politcal boss Frank Hague who proclaimed “I AM THE LAW”, and considers himself above the laws of man. Perhaps he abides by the edicts of “The Law” from HG Wells’ Island of Dr. Moreau where half-men, half-animal creatures have deemed the following prohibitions as “the Law,” which are repeated ad nauseam.

Not to go on All-Fours; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to suck up Drink: that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not men? 

Sure sounds like something Vice might chant in his undisclosed location, eh? I know, I know, why do I hate America so much?