American Affairs Desk: Advice For Democrats

By Mark Kaufman
These important questions always seem to trip up Democratic standard bearers, the wrong answer to seemingly innocuous questions lay the groundwork to frame a candidate as either a typical liberal wuss that doesn’t understand the heart of America, or an evil interloper that is trying to push a gay agenda down the throats of so called values voters. By the way, the answers which are too small, and upside down to read here, are: 1. Junior Johnson  2. Cheeze Whiz  3. Yes, and I hope your father and his boyfreiend will be very happy.