Happy Amateur Night.…ummm…I Mean Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

By Mark Kaufman
I am of course IBM. Irish by marriage, so I resent amateurs using the one day that celebrates Irish heritage and culture to drink green beer, eat corned beef and cabbage, paint shamrocks on their faces, head butt strangers, and fight and vomit in the streets. I think this should be done 365 days a year. Have a safe and happy St. Patrick’s Day.